![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:19 • Filed to: shitposting, dickbutt | ![]() | ![]() |
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Knew that was coming...
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The best dickbutt gifs, you always do. The out-of-context nature, the relative sobriety and length of scene imply immediately that what is coming is unsober and short, and the context is “it’s dickbutt”.
Unless you manage to spring a dickbutt gif on someone who doesn’t see them regularly. Then it’s funny as hell.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:32 |
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Quality shitpost. Have a star
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:38 |
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I only serve the highest quality imported shitpost. Hand-curated, selected for piquancy from worldwide fair-trade shitpost farmers, and always gathered in season.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:42 |
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You are a gift to humanity from the shitpost gods
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:42 |
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But are they non-GMO shit posts?
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:47 |
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Honestly, Dickbuttman>Ironman
fight me
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:47 |
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They’re only gif-modified through hybridization. Some strains of Surprised Patrick, for example, are crossbred with other meme strains for resilience, or are grafted onto existing image stock.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:48 |
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It’d be a hell of a war suit, certainly.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:49 |
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You’ve gotta penetrate those defenses somehow.
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But instead of spurting flames...?
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:55 |
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Let’s not say “instead of” and limit ourselves from fireboners without due cause. Let’s say “as well as”.
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![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:57 |
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Agreed, but also, “ow”.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 14:59 |
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Some people, like Frank Zappa, suggest it’s better to never hurt when you pee. I prefer only having to hurt when you pee once.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 15:02 |
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Best scene of any of the Iron Man movies.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 15:14 |
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Jesus! Mark that shit NSFW, no NSFL
05/01/2018 at 15:18 |
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And now everyone is wondering what I’m laughing at. Thank you!
![]() 05/01/2018 at 18:34 |
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I think dickbutt is an acquired taste.
![]() 05/01/2018 at 18:35 |
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Do you create any of those on your own? I have a couple in mind. You can make them in Photoshop. The one I made with Wallace in it only had about 30 frames in it: 2 seconds at 15 fps.
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There are a great wealth of them out there, so I haven’t needed to, but were I to make one I’d find a relevant clip on YouTube, use one of the many gif tools for YouTube, then import into GIMP for finishing.
Short enough process to allow for dickbutt *anything* as long as enough time is invested.